Friday, May 4, 2007

Dictionary on Women's Word

Well....

Some said that women are the harderst part of life that's so hard to understood, (well, some even claim that: "To understand life is simpler than to understand women")

Just now, me found one of many persons that me can claim as me friend, wrote this on his YM's status: "Women... o... women, As if there are dictionary on women's word"

It just crossed me mind, that me has found some "rule of thumb" (as we cannot say it's a dictionary however...)

Well, here goes some of my collection on how to understand women:

  1. Yes = No
  2. No = Yes
  3. Well, up to you = My choice, or else!!!
  4. OK, you might do that = Yeah!!! And wait what will I do to you when you do that!!!
  5. Oh.. I understand completely = Only after you come up with something that I really like, then, I would!!!
  6. Naaah, it's OK with me = Never while I still alive and breathing!!
  7. Hunny, I love you sooooo much = I've done something bad, and I'm gonna need a huge help from you
  8. Hmmm... that gonna looks good on me = Buy me that!! NOW!!!
  9. See!! Told ya so!! = *Exactly what it meant*
  10. I'm on a diet = YOU TOO!!!
Hehehehe..

This part of me blog doesn't have any pretention to harm or undermine any gender... If you find this part offensive, please be so kind to grant me a forgiveness... :)

3 comments:

otnayrum said...

Ada tambahan satu lagi bang, dan ini yang barusan aku alami.

would you merry me ???

yes but not now = PUTUS

Widey said...

hiks... so sorry to hear that bro... :( So So sorry

GuM said...

sapa bilang wanita susah dimengerti? mantanku yang dulu ucapan dan pikirannya seiya sekata.

her : "jadi kita putus nih?"
me : "iya"
her : "ok, kita putus!!"

ups... keliru ngomong aku :((