Some said that women are the harderst part of life that's so hard to understood, (well, some even claim that: "To understand life is simpler than to understand women")
Just now, me found one of many persons that me can claim as me friend, wrote this on his YM's status: "Women... o... women, As if there are dictionary on women's word"
It just crossed me mind, that me has found some "rule of thumb" (as we cannot say it's a dictionary however...)
Well, here goes some of my collection on how to understand women:
- Yes = No
- No = Yes
- Well, up to you = My choice, or else!!!
- OK, you might do that = Yeah!!! And wait what will I do to you when you do that!!!
- Oh.. I understand completely = Only after you come up with something that I really like, then, I would!!!
- Naaah, it's OK with me = Never while I still alive and breathing!!
- Hunny, I love you sooooo much = I've done something bad, and I'm gonna need a huge help from you
- Hmmm... that gonna looks good on me = Buy me that!! NOW!!!
- See!! Told ya so!! = *Exactly what it meant*
- I'm on a diet = YOU TOO!!!
This part of me blog doesn't have any pretention to harm or undermine any gender... If you find this part offensive, please be so kind to grant me a forgiveness... :)