Locked...

Mission: to go to Mall Kelapa Gading 3, Honeymoon Dessert
Time: 1 PM, 15th of Nov, 2007
Trip Plan: short, 15 minutes max (well, traffic jam), from our office to Mall Kelapa Gading 3

the incident:

Me was sitting at the passanger's seat when me boss suddenly pulls up at Ray White, for he wanted to pay sumthing. And... when he was inside, somebody need his car to get out of his parking space, and our car's position was directly perpendicular to the car, so the only solution was me suppose to move the car.

Me get out of the car, and take the driver's seat, move the car for like 2 meters, and then stepping up and slam the door, letting the engine running and the key intact peacefully to it's place. Rite at the time me boss steps out of the Ray White office, so we both go our way (me to the passanger's seat, me boss to his driver's seat), and me told him me need to move the car since the car was blocking another car's path (naaaaaah.. bingung ga loe bahasa inggrisnye.. huhuuhuhu).

When we both reach our doors, we reach the handle at the same time (not really in one graceful, coordinated move, though, there are some delays here and there, and we do not move in unison though), and the door was.. LOCKED... :). And the key is.... inside... (remember, me let the engine running... :P)

And so, the whole trip took 2 hours... :)

Best friend..., girlfriend...

Knowing that you heart is attached to one person can be translated as either disaster or a live happily ever after

But to know that you're attached to one of your best friend... is.. well..

I got mine heart attached to one of them, but the stakes is too high for me to take a move

Wanted to make the move for ages, especially since there are things developed, signs here and there, and she's alone now...

Sometimes me just wanted to hold her hand, of hug her, or look at her deep in her eyes, but, the stake are too high... If rejection is what me recieve, me afraid it will effect our friendship. If acceptance is recieved, me afraid that if things not going well... :(

Damn... it's a real hectic choice me really hate to make.

And me just wanted to getit of me chest... :)

Surging Wave of Water after a Fiery Fire

Aaaaaaah... after fiery fire tattoo that really makes me like it sooo much, me started to think to make a new tattoo

Me concept was just simply a surging wave of water, me take the design from a famous Japanese painting artist named (If I'm not mistaken: Hokusai), the original picture was mountain Fuji viewed from afar... while the storm was building...

Me want to place it on me leg, me right leg, note: LEG!! NOT thigh,

Me got one design, but only the frame that makes me wonder... guys.. please help me decice which one do you think will be better on me leg

This one:



or should I take this one? :

Please vote for me... :P

Old and New

Finally,

Me made some improvement of my -bodily markings- that is inked into my skin... well, for short, me made a new tattoo

See the difference?

Me say that me old ones looks like a candle flame,



but this new one now, it looks like a blazing fire,



Anyway, it was in the same arm, see the difference of the size? :)

Proof of "CARE"

Well....

Me started to think that me blog has evolved into some series of misfortune (but-funny-none the less) of me... Well, anything for those read this to make them giggle though.. :P

OK, this scrap was taken when me was in Sukowati, Bali, those people are really "care" about me, thus they wanted to give me some surprise.

And the surprise was, well it's humiliating though, but me count that at least some 20 persons laugh at that scene, and me believe that there will be like 500 more people laughing at me blog while they read this... :P

What they do in order is that:

1. Kindly "reminding" me that there will be a surprise waiting
2. Telling me that it was "proof of care"
3. They bought me sumthing
4. They put that sumthing on me, in front of like 1-2 hundreds person in Sukowati
5. Take the video and take some pictures of me on that sumthing

Wanna know what is that?

Take a good look at me pic there... hiks... :(

PS: I'll add the video at a different post later

Sorry,.. but are you a male or a female?

Damn!!!

It was at the Soekarno-Hatta airport...

Me was at the body-checking section right after the electronic gate before going to the check-in table. Me was ready to take the body-checking procedure, since something in me pocket (or me think me buckle make the electronic gate goes off), me was lifing me hand - surrendering style - to get the checking process done a.s.a.p.

But, none the less, the person that suppose to check me was just standing there, looking into my face with a searching look. Me was started to think that there is sumthing wrong, then me asked "Ada apa pak?". All he answered was: "Sorry, tapi... anda laki-laki ato perempuan yah?"

Hiks...

Plump and Round... and more... :D

Well, People always claiming me to be plump and round. But finally me found something that is really plump and round, even more than me!!

<== See this pic... heheheh....

Compilation of Really CHEESY Pick-up Lines

Got this from me office mate... :)

In Indonesian though... :P

Dikereta... )
Cowok : Mbak jangan pegangan sama besi kereta..
Cewek : Emang kenapa..?
Cowok : Kayaknya besinya kotor tuh.. pegangan sama aku aja... )
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Cowok: Maaf mba, jangan terlalu lama duduk dikursiitu, pindah dideket saya aja
Cewek: Loh?? kenapa??
Cowok: Takut dikerubung semut.. soalnya mba manis..
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Cowok : Mbak, orang tuanya pengrajin bantal ya..?
Cewek : Hah..!!!? bukan..Emang kenapa..?
Cowok : kok kalo deket sama mbak rasanya nyaman yach..
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ===
Cowok : Mbak jangan ngomong ya..
Cewek : Lho.. emang kenapa..?
Cowok : Karena biasanya aku malemnya enggak bisa tidur.. kalo abis denger suara dari bibir yang indah...
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =======
Cowok : Mbak bajunya enggak pernah disetrika ya..?
Cewek : Enak aja... emang kenapa..?
Cowok : biasanya kalo cewek udah cantik enggak perlu lagi nyetrika baju..
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ======
Cowok: "kamu itu seperti sendok..."
Cewek: "Kenapa?"
Cowok: "Karena kamu ngaduk-ngaduk perasaan aku..."
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =====
Cowok: "Kamu sekali-sekali nyuci piring dooonk"
Cewek: "Hah? emang kenapa ?"
Cowok: "Ini tangan kamu terlalu lembut..."
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Cowok: "Kamu pasti enggak pernah maen bola ya.."
Cewek: "Iya laaah.. emang kenapa...?"
Cowok: "Soalnya kaki kamu bagus banget...."
============ ========= ========= ========= =========
Cowok: "Mbak punya uang koin ? Boleh minta ?"
Cewek: "Buat apa ?"
Cowok: "Aku udah janji sama ibu kalau aku akan menelepon dia bila aku jatuh cinta"
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====
Cowo: Eh eh.. gw ada tebakan neh
Cewe: *excited* .. ok ok.. apa tebakannya
Cowo: Panda apa yang paling imut manis dan lucu?
Cewe: Semua panda mah imut kali..
Cowo: Engga.. ada satu yg paling ga ngebosenin..
Cewe: Nyerah deh..
Cowo: Panda-ngin kamu sepanjang hari..
Cewe: Ah.. abang ah.. (malumalubego)
Cowo: (cangengesan kaya kuda nyengir)
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ======
Jack : Dewi kok kamu msh marah sih ama aku ? katanya kamu selalu memberikan seribu maaf untukku ?
Dewi : Sapa suruh mau percaya ? kamu bodoh yah...
Jack : Emang aku ini bodoh...tapi aku bukan org bodoh yang menyukai dirimu..
Dewi : ...........
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Co: knapa malem ini gelap banget ya
Ce: mendung kali bang
Co: kyknya nggak dech
Ce: trus napa bang
Co: soalnya bulannya sedang menerangi & menemaniku disini
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =========
co: kemarin aku liat ada 1000 bintang di langit (ngomong sama cwe)
ce: ah yang bener??
co: iya bener, tapi sekarang tinggal 998 bintang...
ce: lho...kow bisa ilang dua?
co: iya 2 bintang yang ilang itu ternyata ada di dalam mata kamu (sambil liat matanya dalam2) ============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =======
co: bapak kamu maling ya?
ce: ih....kow jahat sie bapak ku dibilang maling. kow gitu?
co: iya soalnya kamu pintar banget mencuri hatiku..
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ====
co: bapak kamu nahkoda ya?
ce: enggak kow....
co: tapi koq aku ingin sekali berlabuh di pelabuhan hatimu....
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========= ====== Lo tatap dia dengan penuh perasaan, trus ketika dia nanya.. "Lo kenapa sih?"
Lo tanya ke dia.. "Sakit ga sih?"
cewe: Sakit kenapa?
Lo: Bidadari kaya lo, jatuh dr langit.. Sakit ga sih?
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =========
Co: "Hey Laura!! (Big Hug), I haven’t seen you FOREVER!!!! (Huge
KISS) Wow, you've really have changed!!!
Ce: "Wait, I'm not Laura.."
Co: "What? Oh my god, you even changed your name!!!
============ ========= ========= ========= ====
co : say, 1 + 1 berapa ??
ce : 2 say
co : salah mustinya itu 1
ce : koq isa
co : karena nanti cinta ku dan cintamu akan melebur menjadi 1 ce : ah say bisa aje de :
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ========
co : gw lage bingung neh ce : bingung napa ??
co : iya bingung,aja. .kok lo bisa ada disini ya sekarang ..??
ce : loh maksudnya ??? (tambah bingung juga ) co : iya, soalnya gw pikir bidadari tuh adanya di kahyangan ce : *&amp;^$^&
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= =========
ce: bang, kalo aye jadi bunga, abang jadi apa?
co: abang pengen jadi matahari neng...
ce: kok ga jadi kumbang sih bang??
co: kan bunga ga bisa hidup tanpa matahari neng...
ce: mmm,, kalo aye jadi bulan, abang jadi apa?
co: abang tetep pengen jadi matahari neng...
ce: kan matahari ma bulan ga isa ketemu bang??
co: kan bulan bisa bersinar karena sinar matahari neng..
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ======
co : kamu tahu apa definisi dari indah ??
ce : mm..yg jelas indah itu cantik...
co : well bener sih, tp menurut gw ...indah itu adalah saat dimana kita ngga merasakan sedikit pun keburukan di dalamnya ..kmu pernah ngerasain yg begitu ???
ce : mungkin kalee ya
co : klo aku sering bgt...dan itu adalah saat..... diriku bersama dengan dirimu
ce : malu
============ ========= ========= ========= ========= ======

Me? never wanted to try ANY of that above... :P

Hehehe.. :P

Why I'm working even at long holidays

Well,.. it starts of with a conversation below, between me (Widey = W) and my going-to-be-client (Gita = G), on around 3 o'clock at 15th of May 2007

*me cell rings...

W: Hallo?, Arie (with reassuring tone that those who reaches me does not reach a wrong number, anyway, it should be a person, instead of numbers rite? hmm what a strange world)
G: Mas Arie, ini Gita nih
W: Oooo., Iya mbak... gimana? besok jadi meetingnya?
G: Aduh... ya itu mas Arie (me heart skips), saya besok ga bisa, kalo meeting sekarang gimana mas?
W: Aduh.. kebetulan saya lagi di jalan nih Mbak, mau meeting di tempet laen, hmmm kalo Senen aja gimana ya mbak?
G: Aduh, saya sih pengennya cepet2 nih Mas
W: Hmm gimana ya mbak?
G: Kalo jumat gimana mas? Masuk apa libur?
W: Libur sih mbak, (sambil nahan napas), tapi kalo emang mau meeting ya.. ok deh
G: OK kalo gitu mas, jam berapa ya
W: (sambil menghela napas) jam 10 gimana mbak?
G: Aduh.. kalo pagian, jam 9 gimana mas?
W: Adu.. baru bangun tuh mbak... hiks (Terdiam beberapa saat), Ya.. ok deh, kalo gitu Jumat jam 9 di kantor Mbak ya?
G: OK deh mas... Makasih ya...

*phone cut off*

Hiks... :(

Even Heroes Have the Right to Bleed...

Me love this song.. vewy vewy much... :)

Superman (It's Not Easy)

I can’t stand to fly
I’m not that naive
I’m just out to find
The better part of me

I’m more than a bird
I’m more than a plane
More than some pretty face beside a train
It’s not easy to be me

Wish that I could cry
Fall upon my knees
Find a way to lie
About a home I’ll never see

It may sound absurd
But don’t be naive
Even heroes have the right to bleed
I may be disturbed
But won’t you concede
Even heroes have the right to dream
It’s not easy to be me

Up, up and away
Away from me
It’s all right
You can all sleep sound tonight
I’m not crazy
Or anything

I can’t stand to fly
I’m not that naive
Men weren’t meant to ride
With clouds between their knees

I’m only a man in a silly red sheet
Digging for kryptonite on this one way street
Only a man in a funny red sheet
Looking for special things inside of me

It’s not easy to be me

Dictionary on Women's Word

Well....

Some said that women are the harderst part of life that's so hard to understood, (well, some even claim that: "To understand life is simpler than to understand women")

Just now, me found one of many persons that me can claim as me friend, wrote this on his YM's status: "Women... o... women, As if there are dictionary on women's word"

It just crossed me mind, that me has found some "rule of thumb" (as we cannot say it's a dictionary however...)

Well, here goes some of my collection on how to understand women:

1. Yes = No
2. No = Yes
3. Well, up to you = My choice, or else!!!
4. OK, you might do that = Yeah!!! And wait what will I do to you when you do that!!!
5. Oh.. I understand completely = Only after you come up with something that I really like, then, I would!!!
6. Naaah, it's OK with me = Never while I still alive and breathing!!
7. Hunny, I love you sooooo much = I've done something bad, and I'm gonna need a huge help from you
8. Hmmm... that gonna looks good on me = Buy me that!! NOW!!!
9. See!! Told ya so!! = *Exactly what it meant*
10. I'm on a diet = YOU TOO!!!

Hehehehe..

This part of me blog doesn't have any pretention to harm or undermine any gender... If you find this part offensive, please be so kind to grant me a forgiveness... :)

Bertanduk = Horny?

Hehehehe...

Me quite sure this title will attract most people reading me blog.

Now.. the reason WHY did I take this title...

It has been a quite popular expression though, that some of us would describe someone who's angry as "Lagi betanduk tuh die".... Now.. to put that in English, we'd literally translate that into: "He's / She's horny" in which, it can also means... "Lagi napsu (baca: sange') tuh die" (gara2 nonton Miyabi?) huwakakakakkaakaka

And to make things complicated, me had a hairband decorated with a pair-of-red-triangle-shaped-protuberances that can be made up as "devil's horns" that me used to wear (well, not allatime though) at me office... :) [its a gift from my ex, saying me looks exactly like a devil when me mischievous looks sprang up => wonder when and when she really has an encounter with one... :P]

So whenever (well, not always though, not lately) me not in a really desired mood, me put the hair band and change me status at me YM as "Lagi bertanduk", and sometimes outta silly mischievs, me change me status into "Horny = bertanduk" or the other way around ["Bertanduk = Horny"] Hehehehe.. :P

That would attract many response that eventually made my day though... :)

Why don't you try that? ;;)

Starting a blog

Hmm...

Never thought that making a blog can be so hard, choices!! choices!!

Well, finally me downing my choice into this-mostly-blue-and-plain-no-other-graphics-design. Simply because... well, me loves blue :)

Haven't got really a thing to post though, but me'll back with more to tell... :)